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- 1. Boris Johnson speech's extraordinary attack on the 'quitters, the splitters, the kippers' |...
The London Mayor addresses a rally of Conservative activists tonight, before his official speech to the conference faithful in Birmingham tomorrow.Mr Johnson vowed to take on the 'quitters, the splitters, the kippers' who are trying to undermine the Tory party.And he mocked defectors with an extraordinary sex joke. He told delighted Tory activists:'The EU commission wants to ban vacuum cleaners on the grounds that they are too powerful.‘If you do not handle your vacuum cleaner correctly, you may end up inhaling the hamster – the budgerigar through the bars of the cage.‘And I have read that there are some people – probably the type who are thinking of defecting to UKIP – who present themselves at A&E with barely credible injuries sustained through vacuum cleaner abuse.’The outspoken remark is likely to infuriate UKIP supporters, and will draw comparisons to when defence minister Anna Soubry said of Mr Farage: 'I always think he looks like somebody has put their finger up his bottom and he really rather likes it.'
URL: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2773868/Boris-building-Cameron-prepares-parade-star-player-Tory-conference-quell-UKIP-jitters.html - 364KB - 30 Sep 2014
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- 2. Boris Johnson in secret talks to make shock comeback in the Commons and take on Cameron ahead of...
London Mayor Boris Johnson could make an early Commons comeback after multi-millionaire Tory MP Zac Goldsmith offered to sacrifice his safe seat.The sensational prospect of an early Commons comeback by Boris Johnson loomed last night after a top Tory MP offered to sacrifice his seat for him to take on David Cameron.Multi-millionaire rebel Zac Goldsmith has told Mr Johnson that if the Prime Minister goes ahead with a third runway at Heathrow he will resign his safe seat in Richmond, South-West London, and let the London Mayor contest it in a by-election. The bombshell proposal was put to Mr Johnson when the two men met for secret talks last week to plot how to kill off Government moves to expand Heathrow.
URL: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2200393/Boris-Johnson-secret-talks-make-shock-comeback-Commons-Cameron-ahead-election.html - 195KB - 09 Sep 2012
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- 3. Boris Johnson refuses to rule out running for the White House after joke-packed speech that revealed little of substance | Daily Mail
Boris Johnson dominates the Conservative party conference for the second day with a keynote speech to delegates, as David Cameron admits his rival has 'rock star status'.
URL: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2215021/Boris-Johnson-refuses-rule-running-White-House-joke-packed-speech-revealed-little-substance.html - 228KB - 09 Oct 2012
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- 4. Boris Johnson says Nick Clegg is a 'yellow albatross' around the Tories' neck | Mail Online
Boris Johnson today ridiculed Nick Clegg as a ‘lapdog of David Cameron’ who should be skinned and hung on the wall like a shield.The London Mayor dismissed the Lib Dem leader as a ‘disc jockey’ and little more than a ‘very, very decorative part of the constitution’ who serves no useful purpose in the running of the country.And Mr Johnson hit out at attempts by Mr Clegg to block flagship Tory policies, saying he could not wait until the government was ‘shot of the great yellow albatross of the Liberal Democrats’.
URL: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2525289/Boris-Johnson-says-Nick-Clegg-yellow-albatross-Tories-neck.html - 255KB - 17 Dec 2013
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- 5. The economic sunshine has left Miligoblin groping in the dark - Telegraph
Voters are learning to ignore this croaking, complaining creature as it scuttles around beneath the toadstools.It is a long time since I read The Lord of the Rings, but I have a feeling that there was a character – some goblin or twisted elf – who disliked the sunlight. He was fine at night, or when he was concealed in the roots of a mountain. But as soon as he felt the daylight upon him, he would writhe and moan and generally come over all queer.That is a bit like how it is with poor old Ed Miliband. With every day that goes by, the sun shines a little bit brighter on the UK economy. Confidence is coming back. Things are blooming in unexpected places. People are being hired to do jobs in sectors that barely existed a few years ago.As the economic weather gets finer, the predicament of the Leader of the Opposition gets harder. He starts to look a bit invisible – a bit pointless – as though he and his poll lead were vanishing together. So he scurries around in search of the darkness. He needs to find the bad bits, the dwindling patches of shade, and make as much of them as he can.This is what we might call Miliband’s toadstool strategy – to shelter beneath some umbrageous and poisonous fungus and croak whatever Lefty nonsense comes into his head and that he thinks will be popular.
URL: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/borisjohnson/10808153/The-economic-sunshine-has-left-Miligoblin-groping-in-the-dark.html - 79KB - 05 May 2014
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- 6. Ken Livingstone begins his 'kick Cameron, oust Boris' campaign The Tory Diary
Boris Johnson is loved by ConHome readers. In our end-year readers' survey he came second only to Margaret Thatcher as the politician that members felt, ideologically, closest to. This is understandable given his views on Europe, tax and crime but Boris is no cardboard cut-out Tory. His support for an immigration amnesty and a much higher minimum wage are examples of his very independent worldview. Nonetheless he topped a slightly frivolous poll we ran asking who members would vote for if there was a party leadership race tomorrow. Boris Johnson won 34% against William Hague's 26%. Gove won 18%, Osborne 13%, Jeremy Hunt 5% and Theresa May 3%.Just before Christmas the London Evening Standard was leaked a Labour tactics document which set out the strategy of painting Boris Johnson as a "true blue" Tory. Labour literature will portray Boris as "a Conservative mayor who meets bankers more than police; describes his £250,000-a-year second salary as 'chicken feed' but does not hesitate to raise fares". Those themes were repeated in Livingstone's Guardian piece.Boris has a long list of achievements and a reputation for independence. His optimism is also a huge contrast with Ken Livingstone's snarling manner.
URL: http://conservativehome.blogs.com/thetorydiary/2012/01/ken-livingstone-begins-his-kick-cameron-oust-boris-campaign.html - 58KB - 05 Jan 2012
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- 7. New Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson has a long list of apologies to make | Daily Mail Online
Theresa May has handed Mr Johnson control of the Foreign Office and MI6 despite his outspoken views about other foreign leaders and a series of gaffes abroad.He said Obama was 'part-Kenyan' with an 'ancestral dislike' of Britain.Putin 'looks like Dobby the Elf, he is a ruthless and manipulative tyrant'.Turkish PM is a 'w***erer'
URL: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3689755/From-calling-Turkish-president-w-rer-branding-Putin-tyrant-elf-saying-Obama-ancestral-dislike-Britain-new-Foreign-Secretary-Boris-Johnson-long-list-apologies-make.html - 478KB - 14 Jul 2016
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- 8. Boris Johnson has a deadly weapon – wit - Telegraph
The Mayor of London has never been more popular – but would the electorate trust him with the top job?A couple of weeks ago, I had a drink with one of Boris Johnson’s classics tutors at Oxford University, and asked him about his pupil’s chances of making it to Downing Street. “Capax imperii nisi imperasset...” he said.As Boris will know, his old tutor was echoing the Roman historian Tacitus on the Emperor Galba: “He was up to the job of emperor as long as he never became emperor.”That is the question on Tory lips this week at the Birmingham conference. Can Boris become emperor – or is he doomed to become the eternal jester of the Conservative Party?His reception this week at Birmingham New Street Station was near-ecstatic – hundreds of activists cheering, “Bo-ris! Bo-ris!” as he got off the train. It’s hard to think of any other politician, alive or dead, who would get that sort of treatment; not even Lenin, when he returned from exile to the Finland Station in Petrograd in 1917. Winston Churchill, perhaps, but only after he had delivered the country, and the world, from imminent takeover by the forces of evil.
URL: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/9596630/Boris-Johnson-has-a-deadly-weapon-wit.html - 85KB - 10 Oct 2012
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- 9. Cocking a snook: Boris Johnson heckled by protestor thumbing his nose but gives as good as he...
This is the hilarious moment Boris Johnson gave as good as he got when a heckler cocked a snook at him.When faced with the gesture, more commonly found in school playgrounds, London Mayor quickly raised a thumb to his own nose and told protestors to ‘bog off’.He also faced cries of ‘Tory scum’ and ‘pleb’ as he went on a walkabout on dockyard but responded with a cry of 'lefty tossers!'.Trailled by hecklers calling him 'Tory scum' Mr Johnson eventually turned and bellowed his own insult back at them.Mr Johnson was in the city to offer his support to the Tory party’s candidate for police commissioner in next month’s elections.
URL: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2225813/Cocking-snook-Boris-Johnson-heckled-protestor-thumbing-nose-gives-good-got.html - 207KB - 31 Oct 2012
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- 10. Boris Johnson - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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URL: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boris_Johnson - 381KB - 08 Mar 2012
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- 11. 'I'll crush the strikers': Boris Johnson steals Cameron's thunder with plan to beat union...
The London Mayor called on Cameron to pull Britain out of the slump by clamping down on strikes, saying it was time to stop the ‘endless buggeration’ that disrupts public services.
URL: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2203902/Ill-crush-strikers-Boris-Johnson-steals-Camerons-thunder-plan-beat-union-militants.html - 188KB - 16 Sep 2012
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- 12. London Mayor Boris Johnson lays in to Jihadi John apologists | Daily Mail Online
London Mayor Boris Johnson has hit out at the 'human rights' group who claimed Britain was to blame for Jihadi John's murderous actions.He tore into controversial campaigner Asim Qureshi today branding suggestions UK authorities caused the ISIS killer's radicalisation '100% the wrong way up'.The outspoken mayor then added: 'If you're a human rights group then you should be sticking up for the human rights of those who are being beheaded in Syria and northern Iraq.'
URL: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2977362/London-Mayor-Boris-Johnson-lays-Jihadi-John-apologists.html - 382KB - 03 Mar 2015
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- 13. Boris Johnson calls Ken Livingstone a f***ing liar over tax affairs | Mail Online
Ken Livingstone and Boris Johnson's first live debate descended into a furious bust-up as the pair clashed over their tax arrangements ahead of next month’s London mayoral elections.Mr Livingstone has come under attack in recent weeks over claims that he was paid via a company so he was liable only for 20 per cent corporation tax rather than the higher rate of income tax.Mr Livingstone accused the mayor of having 'the same arrangements' for dealing with his media earnings - insisting he had used a company called Finland Station to do so.But Mr Johnson denied that he had ever used a company to avoid tax, calling Mr Livingstone 'a bare faced liar'.During the debate, Mr Johnson insisted: 'I pay income tax. I'm proud of it.'I think it's pretty disgraceful to be attacked by Ken Livingstone - someone who has deliberately set up a tax dodging maneuver and then denounced anyone else who did so, which does not include me.'But the pair continued to row even after the show had finished when a furious Mr Johnson swore at his Labour opponent.Travelling up to the roof terrace to be photographed, the Mayor shouted at Mr Livingstone 'it’s all f****** lies, it’s all f****** lies'.Other reports claim a red faced Johnson went 'nose to nose' with Livingstone as they stood in the lift and repeatedly told him: 'You are a f****** liar'.
URL: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2124509/Boris-Johnson-calls-Ken-Livingstone-liar-tax-affairs.html - 151KB - 03 Apr 2012
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- 14. David Cameron in secret deal with Boris Johnson to woo voters | Mail Online
David Cameron has asked Boris Johnson to help ‘reach parts of the electorate other Tories can’t’ in secret talks on the general election campaign.The London Mayor – who yesterday appeared with Darcey Bussell on the South Bank in yet another slightly absurd photo opportunity – is understood to have agreed to play a leading role next year.The two men, seen as the Conservative Party’s biggest rivals, made their peace over lunch at the Prime Minister’s country residence, Chequers.
URL: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2678643/Dave-secret-deal-Boris-woo-voters-As-mayor-dances-Strictlys-Darcey-poll-pact-rival.html - 353KB - 03 Jul 2014
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- 15. Boris Johnson tells David Cameron to 'stop pussyfooting around' and fix the economy - Telegraph
Boris Johnson has told David Cameron to stop pussyfooting around on the economy as he confirms for first time he is considering returning to Parliament.The Mayor of London took advantage of his popularity following the Olympics to deliver an economics lesson to Mr Cameron, urging him to fund a series of major building projects to help drive jobs and growth.Mr Johnson dismissed as "nonsense" the idea that he could return to the House of Commons while in his current post.But, in words which will fuel already heated speculation about his future ambitions, he said he had "honestly" yet to decide whether he would seek to become an MP again when his term in office ends in 2016.Mr Johnson is favourite among Tory activists to replace Mr Cameron as Conservative leader, with his absence from the Commons seen as his biggest impediment.A new poll of Labour supporters today found that Mr Johnson is feared as a "tougher opponent" for Ed Miliband, the Leader of the Opposition, than the Prime Minister.
URL: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/conservative/9477276/Boris-Johnson-tells-David-Cameron-to-stop-pussyfooting-around-and-fix-the-economy.html - 89KB - 16 Aug 2012
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- 16. Boris Johnson swears and loses temper with hecklers over cuts to London fire brigade | Mail...
Boris Johnson was today caught on microphone dismissing claims made by opponents of fire cuts as 'bollocks'.The London Mayor faced heavy criticism as he took questions during his regular session in City Hall.But as he tried to defend plans to reduce the number of fire stations and firefighters, he was heckled from the public gallery.As one heckler claimed there had been a rise in the number of fire deaths, the Mayor was heard to mutter: 'That is not true... bollocks.'Amid increasingly heated exchanges, Mr Johnson insisted his plans would not put lives at risk.He went on to tell Labour assembly member Andrew Dismore to 'get stuffed'.
URL: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2417871/Boris-Johnson-swears-loses-temper-hecklers-cuts-London-brigade.html - 253KB - 12 Sep 2013
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